Wine Lovers Pen Set (funny, wine, winery, gift, unique)

Drinking wine is a large part of my personality. Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Reads:

CORKS ARE FOR QUITTERS

SAVE WATER

DRINK WINE

WINE IS A KEY PART OF MY PERSONALITY

HOME IS WHERE THE WINE IS

IF I GO MISSING PUT MY FACE ON WINE BOTTLES SO MY FRIENDS KNOW